You: do you know why firetrucks are red?
Stranger: tell me
You: there are 4 wheels and 8 people on one. 4 and 8 equal 12. there are 12 inches on a ruler. Queen Elizabeth had a boat named after her. boats sail on seas. seas contain fish. fish have fins. finland people are also called fins. finland and russia had a war once. the russian uniform was red. and firetrucks are always rushin around .
You: firetrucks are red because it also means you need to get the hell outta their way